Monday, March 31, 2003

Here's a funny!!!

There were three bass players, as in the bass string instrument, and they were rehearsing with a symphony. They were practicing Beethoven’s Ninth for an outdoor dedication concert in a few weeks. Well, near the end of the Ninth the three bass players have a huge rest for 90 or so measures. At that time the three would leave the stage and go knock a couple beers back while they listened for their cue to go back on stage. Finally, the day of the symphony roles around and the basses, creatures of habit like all humans are, stand to leave near the end of the ninth but, because this was an outdoor concert, their scores start flying around making lots of noise. The basses, being practical people, tie down the score with an extra bass string so it won't fly away and then proceeded to leave the stage so they could knock a few back. They were in the middle of their fifth or so drink when they heard their cue and found that they were already late to be on stage. As they ran on stage the maestro looked at then and gasped because........ ITS THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, THE BASSES ARE LOADED AND THE SCORE IS TIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Courtesy of Mr. Farrar, my IPC teacher.

AP tests are coming up in the next month and tonight I made a study schedule which I'm starting tomorrow. I'm studing for one AP class a night every night I have band and days when I don't have band, I do my homework first thing and then I study all three. On Friday I have to study all three subjects before I can do anything. Saturday I have to have studied all three subjects before I can do anything else. I am going to do well on these tests and if that means no social life for a month, well then so be it. I have to do well on these so I can do well in college. I guess I'm telling you all this so you know why I'm going to be more absent then usual from your lifes. I love you all very much, but my future is very important to me and I'm going to need to spend more time studying than anything else.

Sometimes I'm wrong and sometimes I'm right, god knows what I am this time.

Hope you liked the joke, I thought it was funny.

Good bless.

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