Perfect ending to a not so great day even though I kicked ass at my soccer game

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Damnskippie18: she seems but has fooled you ist seems
dabopgk: YAY!!!!!!!
Damnskippie18: hehee danielles worked
HockeyPunker14: you know, only typical middle school problems
dabopgk: wait, who is everyone?
HockeyPunker14: as opposed to major pyschological ones
sXe puNkoO: i have to go
tommot311: later
Damnskippie18: yeah well what else would you expect from a middle schooler
dudewheresmyshu: bye
dabopgk: bye bye
dabopgk: who ever you are
sXe puNkoO: i'll see you all, or talk to most of you later
HockeyPunker14: well
tommot311: thats steven
sXe puNkoO: im steven
HockeyPunker14: u may expect that u'd go to a mental hospital
dudewheresmyshu: i would
HockeyPunker14: after trying to kill yourself over some lame guy
Damnskippie18: bye
sXe puNkoO: my favorite song is you are my sunshine
HockeyPunker14: but thats not my little sister
sXe puNkoO: never forget that
HockeyPunker14: thats her friend
sXe puNkoO: bye
tommot311: skippie is alyssa... whos name i can spell correctly...
Damnskippie18: what
dabopgk: bye steven, love ya
Damnskippie18: awww
dabopgk: yep i know skippie
sXe puNkoO has left the room.
Damnskippie18: i love ytou ricky
tommot311: :-)
dabopgk: i don't know hockey guy and dork and dude
Damnskippie18: spells slowly
tommot311: who dont you know?
dudewheresmyshu: dude is danielle
tommot311: hehe
Damnskippie18: R I C K Y
dudewheresmyshu: :-P
HockeyPunker14: hockey guy is a dork
HockeyPunker14: ignore huim
Damnskippie18: hahaha
HockeyPunker14: he cant spell eether
Damnskippie18: will do
dudewheresmyshu: hahaha
Damnskippie18: w/ pleasure
Damnskippie18: ohhh gross
Damnskippie18: i take it back
dudewheresmyshu: you CAN spell fonetikly
Damnskippie18: i take it back
Dorkpunker2600: yeah definitely ignore anyone who says huim
dabopgk: yay!!!!!
tommot311: haha
Dorkpunker2600: german or something....
Damnskippie18: ?
Damnskippie18: hahah
Damnskippie18: ok
HockeyPunker14: quiet, whaledickpunker
dudewheresmyshu: ack...zabalat!
Damnskippie18: hahaha
dudewheresmyshu: (oh the dickens!)
Dorkpunker2600: damn straight!
dabopgk: so is hockey punker chris?
Damnskippie18: whaledickpunker?
dudewheresmyshu: hahahaha
dabopgk: yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Damnskippie18: yep?
dabopgk: DORK!!!
tommot311: *jig*
tommot311: *jig*
Dorkpunker2600: yep
dabopgk: *happy*
dudewheresmyshu: *jigs with you*
dudewheresmyshu: hi-diddly-dee
dabopgk: ok, so, dork punker is............
tommot311: YES!
dabopgk: no idea.........
tommot311: i started a trend
Dorkpunker2600: *laughs at "jig"-ing
dabopgk: what trend?
tommot311: the jig trend
tommot311: jeez becca
tommot311: get with it
Dorkpunker2600: dumb trend..
dabopgk: *cries*
HockeyPunker14: dork is erik
HockeyPunker14: i am chris
dudewheresmyshu: you know what more people need?
dudewheresmyshu: panchos
tommot311: im gonna buy you a poncho
Dorkpunker2600: hey chris, what's that jack handey site?
dabopgk: like the resturant or the clothes
HockeyPunker14: I'll Panch YOUR "o"
Dorkpunker2600: I'll poncho you!!
tommot311: are you going to my church this sunday or south austin?
dabopgk: or i just can't spell
Damnskippie18: i think they need bananas
Damnskippie18: who?
Damnskippie18: danielle? or?
tommot311: danielle
Damnskippie18: so you wont be at church danielle?
Damnskippie18: when do u go to austin?
tommot311: saturday night
dabopgk: lol, i love how ricky is now danielle
dudewheresmyshu: nopre
tommot311: shes coming down to get her like monthy fill of austinites
Dorkpunker2600: yerp
dudewheresmyshu: yess
HockeyPunker14: i'm still gonna panch someone's o
dabopgk: whos dork punker? i still don't know lol
HockeyPunker14: im trying to find out that jack handey site
dudewheresmyshu: i'm leaving saturday (this), and coming back the next saturday night
HockeyPunker14: its erik
Dorkpunker2600: Erik
tommot311: cuz thats it... you can only see us once a month before you get sick of us
dabopgk: ok, awesome, thank ya much
dudewheresmyshu: HockeyPunker14: i'm still gonna panch someone's o- that was just bad
Damnskippie18: thats awesome
dabopgk: lol
Damnskippie18: hope you have a great time
Damnskippie18: :-P
Damnskippie18: nasty
dudewheresmyshu: oh, i will....
Dorkpunker2600: why don't you ponch your own o?
dudewheresmyshu: cuz i'm a girl
dabopgk: please, keep it clean kids keep it clean!!!
dudewheresmyshu: why don't you..
tommot311: you guys should all come down a week from sunday
tommot311: cuz then ill be here
Dorkpunker2600: not talking to you
dabopgk: i'm going to new mexico
Damnskippie18: yuck
Dorkpunker2600: why? there's nothing there...
dudewheresmyshu: haha, i'll be gone by then tho
dudewheresmyshu: yes there is!
HockeyPunker14: im going nowhere
tommot311: new mexico smew pexico
dabopgk: there is skiing there...
HockeyPunker14: but i'll get there damn fast
dudewheresmyshu: thrift stores!
dabopgk: lol
Damnskippie18: why ?
Dorkpunker2600: I'm going to Colorado!! Whoo!
dabopgk: lucky you
dudewheresmyshu: i like new mexico
Dorkpunker2600: damn skippy
dudewheresmyshu: with a passion
dabopgk: as do i
Damnskippie18: ha ha
dudewheresmyshu: *nods*
Dorkpunker2600: I hate New Mexico.
dudewheresmyshu: well then you can hate it in colorado, can't you?
dabopgk: bum
Dorkpunker2600: the fake snow clumps in the morning
tommot311: *jig*
dudewheresmyshu: good. i like fake snow.
tommot311: hehe
tommot311: new mexican
dudewheresmyshu: i think it's zesty
Dorkpunker2600: and it always catches your front edge, making you fall flat on your face
Damnskippie18: i dont
Damnskippie18: burns the eyes
dudewheresmyshu: that's why you don't go skiing in new mexico
dudewheresmyshu: genius
dabopgk: dude, check this out everybody *JIG*
dudewheresmyshu: you wait until summa'. those were some good times..
tommot311: danielle... which church you going to?
Dorkpunker2600: "Look at me, I'm cool. Wait! Invisible ice ball! Ahh!!!! Dead."
dudewheresmyshu: well- we're going to south austin probably, since you'll be gone and i want to visit aaron
Damnskippie18: dallas of coarse
dabopgk: dead? *Cries*
Dorkpunker2600: dallas is coarse?
dudewheresmyshu: and spikey
Damnskippie18: haha
dabopgk: is that a word?
Damnskippie18: hahah
dudewheresmyshu: spikey?
dudewheresmyshu: it is now
HockeyPunker14: read VanB01's info
HockeyPunker14: for jack handey site
dudewheresmyshu: i already have it
dudewheresmyshu: so ha
Damnskippie18: who is it first?
dudewheresmyshu: ally changed the font on my computer...
dudewheresmyshu: ...when did she have the time to do that..
Dorkpunker2600: well yeah. there's only two stages in snowboarding. Cool and Dead. No 'weavering-off-balance-on-one-ski-but-wait-no-I've-got-it in-between, just cool and dead
dudewheresmyshu: uh huhn.
Dorkpunker2600: *wavering-off-balance-on-one-ski-but-wait-no-I've-got-it in-between
dudewheresmyshu: well i never really sat down and categorized it, i just get up and go
tommot311: lol
tommot311: cool cat
Damnskippie18: vanb01?
Damnskippie18: hahaha
dudewheresmyshu: haha ;-)
dabopgk: brb, i'm getting some ice cream
dudewheresmyshu: fun
Damnskippie18: have fun
dudewheresmyshu: oh she will
HockeyPunker14: thats from eddie izzrd
Dorkpunker2600: "Hey Strong Bad, is there ice cream yet?"
HockeyPunker14: his bit about snowboarding
dudewheresmyshu: ohhh
Damnskippie18: yes
dudewheresmyshu: *clicks*
HockeyPunker14: "hey strong bad, i'm inside your house."
Damnskippie18: hehehe
Damnskippie18: yes
Dorkpunker2600: "You're gonna need to get some ice cream in a second if you keep on asking me that. You know, because I'm going to hit you and.. you'll need ice cream to.. stop the swelling...."
dabopgk: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dudewheresmyshu: *tear*....*wishes her old computer with speakers hadn't died*
dabopgk: suger is so good
dabopgk: sugar
dabopgk: *pokes self*
dudewheresmyshu: haha...dirty..
Dorkpunker2600: well, Eddie must have got it from experience, because there is only cool and dead
dabopgk: bum
HockeyPunker14: indeed
Dorkpunker2600: yay! trigger happy tv is on!!!
dabopgk: who is eddie?
dabopgk: that is such an awesome show
dudewheresmyshu: eddie izzard is a stand up comedian transvestite man
dabopgk: go eddie lol
Dorkpunker2600: who used to like the ladies but recently came out of the closet
dudewheresmyshu: i'm eatin' lime green jello
dabopgk: oh, just fyi for those who want to know, shandsamapoo's bday is the 16th
dudewheresmyshu: i know
dabopgk: jello is gross!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: *plots evilly*
dudewheresmyshu: no it's not!
dudewheresmyshu: lies!
dabopgk: he's going to have a party, but i don't know when
dabopgk: ?
dudewheresmyshu: hopefully not when i'm gone...or i'm going to fling that buddha statue at him..
Dorkpunker2600: jello is actually a sentient alien being that comes to life every 100 years to consume an entire planet
Dorkpunker2600: the day of Jello comes soon...
dabopgk: lol, nah, its going to be a couple weekends after his b-day
dudewheresmyshu: ok good
dudewheresmyshu: mine is a couple of months after my birthday
dabopgk: jellooooooooooo is soooooooo gross
dudewheresmyshu: my mom still wants me to have one *mumbles*
tommot311: jello rocks my world
tommot311: what are you on?
dudewheresmyshu: yes! rock on
dabopgk: ice cream!!!!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: jello. that's what i'm on
tommot311: ooh... she got me
Dorkpunker2600: repent now!! it will kill you slower for consuming it's kin!
dudewheresmyshu: no! come back to the jello side! it's the best side!
Dorkpunker2600: don't you see?
dabopgk: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: *gets big stage-cane to pull ricky back with*
dudewheresmyshu: *yoink*
dabopgk: *Dumps ice cream on both*
Dorkpunker2600: mmm... dutch chocolate...
dabopgk: you can't resist its creamy goodness!!!!!!!!!! *MUAHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHA*
dudewheresmyshu: i'll dutch your chocolate
tommot311: dude... i was so always on the jello side
dudewheresmyshu: haha, oh my
dudewheresmyshu: good
tommot311: psh... like id pick ice cream over jello
Dorkpunker2600: where's chris?
dabopgk: *GASP*
dabopgk: *cries*
tommot311: mwah
dabopgk: and alyssa?
dudewheresmyshu: haha *points*
dabopgk: thanks, love you too *winks*
tommot311: jello 1... ice cream... zero
Dorkpunker2600: look, you made becca cry. again. sheesh. do you people have no shame?
dudewheresmyshu: haha, my jello just made a sucky noise
dabopgk: *whimpers*
dabopgk: ewwwwwwwww!!!!!! *squirms*
tommot311: this isnt about becca... this is about ice cream vs jello
dudewheresmyshu: hahahaha
tommot311: back off man!
tommot311: you dont know what youre dealing with here
dudewheresmyshu: hahahah
HockeyPunker14: um
Dorkpunker2600: *BLAM! (gun) Ha. Jello dies. Jello dead.. Ice cream.. forever
HockeyPunker14: i pick marshmellows
dabopgk: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tommot311: oh ho
tommot311: its a two on two here
dabopgk: *salivates*
tommot311: it just got interesting
dudewheresmyshu: you can't narrate everything like a videogame, ya know
dudewheresmyshu: haha, indeed, it did
HockeyPunker14: u cant kill jello with a gun
tommot311: whoa... thats one point for us for ice cream people drooling on themselves
HockeyPunker14: itll just heal
dabopgk: who says?
HockeyPunker14: like jello does
dudewheresmyshu: ricky can we go to 6th street? alyssa suggests it
HockeyPunker14: hey
HockeyPunker14: i suggested it too
dabopgk: one point for us because jello is drooling on itself!!!!!!!!!!
tommot311: its not much fun unless youre 18 but sure
HockeyPunker14: it IS fun
Dorkpunker2600: ice cream! Fuse with marshmallows to be come um... uh.. ice cream with marshmallows!!! The unstoppable force!
dudewheresmyshu: *gasp* is this true, chris?
HockeyPunker14: u can just walk down the street
tommot311: i went down there to see my friends band play the other day
HockeyPunker14: and see all the nightlife
dudewheresmyshu: bah
tommot311: they were really good
dudewheresmyshu: i bah upon you chris
HockeyPunker14: its so strange and more interesting than dallas
dudewheresmyshu: oh..bands!
dabopgk: hab
dabopgk: bah
dudewheresmyshu: *drools*
dudewheresmyshu: ralph voice: i like bands!
dabopgk: lol, you guys want to come to joshua, i'll show you the uhhhh..... well.... uhh......
dudewheresmyshu: the town well?
dabopgk: there isn't anything in joshua lol
dabopgk: lol
tommot311: hehe
tommot311: ralph rocks
dudewheresmyshu: yeah he does!
dabopgk: nope, but i can show you our AG building which is almost bigger than the intermediate school!!!!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: he's my hero
HockeyPunker14: hey
dudewheresmyshu: oh my..
HockeyPunker14: whats the population of joshua?
Dorkpunker2600: 1
dudewheresmyshu: your pants.
dabopgk: 6000, 7000, not sure
Dorkpunker2600: no no! 2!
HockeyPunker14: damn
Dorkpunker2600: 8!
HockeyPunker14: thats way too big
dabopgk: nope
HockeyPunker14: heath is smaller than that
dudewheresmyshu: your pants.
dabopgk: lol, are you kidding?
HockeyPunker14: 5000
dudewheresmyshu: i bet my answer is closest.
tommot311: that is pretty big
dudewheresmyshu: yes , it is
dabopgk: i'm pulling my hair trying to get away from here
tommot311: i thought it was one of those like three street towns
dudewheresmyshu: yes, it is
dabopgk: yeah, but most of them are old people
HockeyPunker14: haha
dabopgk: yes, danielle, the answer is "your pants."
dudewheresmyshu: do they eat prunes in front of you?
HockeyPunker14: so once they start to die you'll be smaller/
Dorkpunker2600: so in a few years, it should be about.. oh say 3000?
tommot311: wow... im gonna come visit you someday becca
dabopgk: yes, they do
dudewheresmyshu: hahaha
tommot311: haha
tommot311: thats mean
dabopgk: you should!!!!!!!
dabopgk: i would love that
Dorkpunker2600: what? for 5000 people to keel over?
dudewheresmyshu: i'm getting a car *soon*. i'll visit you once i get it.
dabopgk: yay!!!!!!!! i love you guys
dabopgk: by the way you dallas people, rally kicked ass
tommot311: that would rock... ill probably come some random weekend
Dorkpunker2600: thank you
dabopgk: just thought you guys should know you did awesome
dudewheresmyshu: more than you love ice cream?
dabopgk: sweetness
dabopgk: yes, i love you more than i love ice cream
dudewheresmyshu: *yay* on behalf of a sliver of the dallas chapter, i thank you :-)
dudewheresmyshu: oh sweet
Dorkpunker2600: insolense! the ice cream demands all love!
tommot311: sorry guys... but i think i love jello more... not that it wasnt sweetness... but uh... jello?
tommot311: i mean come on
dabopgk: *ice cream speaking* BOW TO ME YOU INSOLENT BEINGS!!!!!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: *takes out mountain dew can...*
tommot311: *ducks*
dabopgk: CHANT: I SCREAM....
dabopgk: YOU SCREAM....
dabopgk: WE ALL SCREAM
Dorkpunker2600: *geese*
tommot311: FOR JELLO
dabopgk: FOR ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dudewheresmyshu: i can chant too
dudewheresmyshu: I JELL
dudewheresmyshu: YOU JELLO
dabopgk: *ice cream consumes the jello*
tommot311: ill jell your o
dudewheresmyshu: WE ALL..*crap*
tommot311: i got your jello right here
dudewheresmyshu: hahaha
dudewheresmyshu: "in your pants"
tommot311: hehe... i read ice cream consumates jello
tommot311: i was like what?
dabopgk: lol
dabopgk: now that would be interesting
dudewheresmyshu: indeed
dabopgk: what would the children look like?
Dorkpunker2600: I'll consumate.... you... wait.. no. no. scratch that.
tommot311: wow... that is an interesting question
dabopgk: word lol
tommot311: but they couldnt ever do it
dudewheresmyshu: ewww
tommot311: ice cream melts and jello freezes
dabopgk: why not?
tommot311: it wouldnt be any good
dudewheresmyshu: they melt all right..
tommot311: hehe
dabopgk: wow, they would have to live in a mild climate
dudewheresmyshu: teehee
dabopgk: ewww
tommot311: eww to what?
Dorkpunker2600: no, in mild climates, ice cream spoils and jello molds...
tommot311: i saw nothing really sick in any of that
dabopgk: they melt alright
tommot311: mmm... moldy jello
dudewheresmyshu: mm
dabopgk: all right, scuse me
HockeyPunker14: copulate?
dudewheresmyshu: *drools*
dudewheresmyshu: haha..
Dorkpunker2600: welcome back to the convo, Chris.
dabopgk: lol
dudewheresmyshu: well timed, as usual
HockeyPunker14: *lets out a long, drawn out houpt*
dabopgk: so......... cows?
HockeyPunker14: hoooouuuuuuuuuupppppttttttt
dudewheresmyshu: no
dabopgk: *claps*
dudewheresmyshu: no houpt for you
dabopgk: for me?
dudewheresmyshu: iunuh
dabopgk: wha?
Dorkpunker2600: god, am I the only one who's getting seriously cheesed at "houpt"?
dabopgk: cheese.................
tommot311: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
tommot311: sorry... i thought we were making up words here
Dorkpunker2600: okay, it's "fun to say" I guess. but seriously, enough is enough
HockeyPunker14: its such a bad habit
tommot311: whats houpt?
HockeyPunker14: i wish i could quit
Dorkpunker2600: a teacher at school
HockeyPunker14: but every slight pause
dudewheresmyshu: wierd, i found a random online rant..
HockeyPunker14: it inspires a random outburst
tommot311: lol
HockeyPunker14: its all my schools fault
dabopgk: wha?]
Dorkpunker2600: we need a "Houpters Anonymous" for Chris
tommot311: so who all goes to the same school?
dabopgk: i'm comafosed
dudewheresmyshu: when i was searching for "jello buddy icons"
Dorkpunker2600: comafosed?
HockeyPunker14: comatose?
Dorkpunker2600: is that like confused AND unconcious?
dabopgk: i was trying to be cute *laughs*
dabopgk: sure
dabopgk: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
dabopgk: cows?
dudewheresmyshu: *strokes non-existant beard*
dabopgk: i'm glad you don't have a beard lol
tommot311: brb
dudewheresmyshu: mee too
dabopgk: howdy
dabopgk: ya'll
HockeyPunker14: i am a beard
dabopgk: whoa.........
HockeyPunker14: what a lame last name
dudewheresmyshu: and i don't have you
HockeyPunker14: hehehe
dudewheresmyshu: haha
dudewheresmyshu: yes it sounded funny in my head as well
dabopgk: lol, at least its not normal like "williams"
dabopgk: everyone and their dog has the last name williams
HockeyPunker14: i'd rather it be normal
HockeyPunker14: there are so many names i couldnt ever use for my kids if i ever have any
dabopgk: Harry
HockeyPunker14: cause so many names sound stupid followed by "beard"
dabopgk: *grins*
HockeyPunker14: haha
dudewheresmyshu: i dunno, when your name isn't normal, people mispronounce it *ahem" daniel carvens?? yes, daniella crovens?
HockeyPunker14: see, cant name my kid harry
Dorkpunker2600: what? fluffy? grisly? dirty?
HockeyPunker14: i get "baird" instead of "beard" a lot
dabopgk: you couldn't name them something that started with a t
Dorkpunker2600: those don't sound like such hot names to use anyway
HockeyPunker14: hahaha
dabopgk: because if someone told them to go it would be GO T
dabopgk: which is a BEARD
dudewheresmyshu: haha *slaps knee*
tommot311: yo
tommot311: zers
dabopgk: howdy
Dorkpunker2600: I mean if you named your kid any of those, no matter what the surname, you'd guarantee your own death at the hands of your kid
dabopgk: well, i'm gonna jet, thank you all for making me smile today!!! you ended my day perfectly
tommot311: later becca
dabopgk: love you much *waves*
tommot311: hasta luego
Dorkpunker2600: that's what we're here for. you simple amusement...
dabopgk: *claps*
HockeyPunker14: no, i mean like girls can have lots of really cool first names
Dorkpunker2600: *your
HockeyPunker14: and most of them followed by "beard" just sound goofy
tommot311: come out and play
dabopgk: bye bye beautiful people
dudewheresmyshu: bye!