Bunnyfrom666: I went into a Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago and these two guys come up to me and say hi then walk down the aisle abit then one guy says "Hey that chick is hot!" In a "whisper" and they were going on and on so I grabbed the closest book "Where the boys are at" *coughs* its about guys that hang out at gay bars
Bunnyfrom666: and then one guy says "Id sooo do her..."
Bunnyfrom666: then I put my book up and walked away
Bunnyfrom666: then they started to follow me
Bunnyfrom666: I felt like I was in the movie Halloween and being chased By Myers and I was running... naked... I dont know... but Myers is walking and I am running and you know how Myers always catches up even though hes walking and the other person running there ass off
Bunnyfrom666: it was kinda like that but I was speed walking
Bunnyfrom666: but the dude that would "do" me caught up and said, "Hey girl whats your name?" "Stephanie" "Can I have your number?" "No." "Why?" "One. After I gave you my name you failed to introduce yourself but instead you asked for my number" "Two... You'd "do" me. sooo no"
Bunnyfrom666: then I walked away
Bunnyfrom666: but then they kept following me
Bunnyfrom666: so I went into... the Gay Erotica section... *falls over laughing*
Bunnyfrom666: I think quickly... if I pick up the lesbian erotica they might rape me right there because boys are stupid... so I picked up the Gay erotica book... thinking that they were not gay
Bunnyfrom666: I opend it
Bunnyfrom666: and died
Bunnyfrom666: I was like "Oh yeah! *cringe*
Bunnyfrom666: "Hey now! *twitches*
Bunnyfrom666: "Naked gay guys yes!" *dah*
Bunnyfrom666: I was flippinh quick to try to find a page full of words
Bunnyfrom666: no words
Bunnyfrom666: then they both said at the same time "Ewwww gah!!!!" and left
Bunnyfrom666: then I quickly put the book up looked around to see if anyone saw
Bunnyfrom666: then left
Bunnyfrom666: and died
Bunnyfrom666: because now I have seen everything